Meet B-52[1]
Age: Not-52
(Adult)
Occupation: -al hazard, quitter
Status: Alive (unless proven otherwise)
Contact: psychophag@proton.me[2]
[1] Named after the Boeing B-52 Stratofortress. [1.5]
[1.5] Just fucking with you! The name actually comes from the B-52 cocktail. I meeean, have you seen that beast of a plane? Scary!
[2] Try saying it out loud for fun!
[...] Pleasantly distracting!— my coworker
A guy. A derivative drivel personified, perfecting good-for-nothingness as we speak.
A self-proclaimed empath for the inebriated and an avid fan of armchairs and psychology.
A pigeon rights activist on paper, a cat enthusiast in practice.
Has been federally required to “pipe the fuck down” and thus is running from the law.
Friend testimonies range from “laid-back but chaotic” to “eh.”
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